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DONNA DELIVA NICK: 24 YEARS OLD, NEW YORK, NY  Week One, July 1–July 8, 2003:CUM CHEEK: The cum is making it feel tighter than the other side. Like it’s contracting. It doesn’t feel any smoother, though. MOISTURIZER CHEEK: My usual moisturizer always leaves me a little greasy, and that’s more pronounced when the other cheek has cum on it.  Week Two, July 9–July 16, 2003:CUM CHEEK: My skin is so sensitive that I thought my cheek would totally freak out, but I think that the cum is shielding me from all the gross New York dirt. It feels… I don’t know, solid? MOISTURIZER CHEEK: Like I said, my skin is really tender so I use this super wimpy skin cream. I started to rub a little more of it in this week because compared to the cum, it seemed totally ineffectual. It feels like I’m getting a pimple now.  Week Three, July 17–July 24, 2003:CUM CHEEK: I swear to god, I feel like Iron Man over there. Cum isn’t porous like lotion, you know? It’s like a protein mask. I’ll bet you could take a jackhammer to that cheek and I could just whistle the theme to Andy Griffith no problem. MOISTURIZER CHEEK: This face cream smells like my granddad’s idea of the future, but it isn’t really working on my face. It’s so slimy that I have to wash the excess off. I can’t rub it all in!  Week Four—Final Week, July 25–August 1, 2003:CUM CHEEK: This has been intense. I don’t think I’m going to keep it up every day, but I will use cum at least once a week on my face now. The best thing about this is that I have decided that everyone should masturbate twice a day. I really think that the world would be a better place. MOISTURIZER CHEEK: Moisturizer is over for me. I think it’s a total scam. Compared to the results I got from using my own semen, it is child’s play. I’m so into fluid-recycling now that I’m starting to take those guys who drink their own piss seriously. VERDICT: You shouldn’t put any kind of cream on your face. I think that thing about cum being good for your skin is a myth straight men made up so women would suck their dicks more often. The store-bought cream gave me a zit and the man-made cream was just a pain in the ass. If I had to choose a winner I’d say the cum won by a very slim margin. LISA: 29 YEARS OLD, LONDON, UK  Week One, July 1–July 8, 2003:CUM CHEEK: First off, it’s weird to stand in front of the mirror in the morning and rub a load into your cheek, and it feels strange going out with cum on my face. The cum side feels kind of strained, like the way you feel when you’ve been in salt water for too long. It does seem really soft, though. MOISTURIZER CHEEK: I am very brand-loyal. I’ve been using the same cream since university. The smell is really comforting to me, and I am complimented all the time on how smooth my skin is. I am not thrilled about my other cheek doing without this stuff for a month.  Week Two, July 9–July 16, 2003:CUM CHEEK: The cum cheek feels tighter, but very dry. It isn’t pleasant. I’m constantly wondering whether someone can tell if I have cum all over my face, too. I’ve taken to using more perfume just cuz I feel like I smell of spunk. MOISTURIZER CHEEK: As good as always. I have taken to using a bit less each time I apply it. I wonder if that’s because it feels so much cleaner relative to the cum.  Week Three, July 17–July 24, 2003:CUM CHEEK: I thought very seriously about giving up on the experiment this week. The cum is wreaking havoc on my face. I have never had dry skin before, and now it is flaking off in alarming amounts. MOISTURIZER CHEEK: Perfectly smooth. It’s like the little baby that gets pampered while the teenage kid gets ignored.  Week Four—Final Week, July 25–August 1, 2003:CUM CHEEK: I have no doubt that I will never let cum touch my face again. It created a glaze on my cheek, then a rough patch of dead skin. I hope it doesn’t take too long to get it back to normal. MOISTURIZER CHEEK: Do you have to ask? I now feel like sleeping with a tube of this stuff next to me for the rest of my life. VERDICT: Cum is not good for your skin. Maybe swallowing it, but that’s another experiment entirely. I would say the face cream wins hands-down! |
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Subject: CUM CHEEK Date: Jan 05 2005 03:53:20 PM Author: Mohamad Cum left to dry on a female's face is an ancient practice. See it every day in Minneapolis. Sand-Niggers jackoff on ugly partners face, then cover it with sheets till dry. Is multipurpose: Next day sheets stay stuck tight so nobody sees ugly cumface,bonus is you don't have to buy her clothes because two sheets will cover both fat and uggly. A thousand years of inbreeding can't be wrong. Subject: Date: Dec 25 2004 08:58:42 AM Author: Subject: yucky cum Date: Dec 06 2004 11:06:51 PM Author: karl oh that's yucky! i tried it once, but i did'nt like the smell of it. really yucky! Subject: CUM AND SKINS!!!!! Date: Nov 24 2004 03:48:33 AM Author: Jizz Squad CUM ON AND ON AND ON.BIG LOADS OF HOT JELLY BABIES ON YOUR FACE.YOU LOVE IT THOUGH.OH-CUMON LET ME SMACK YOUR FACE AND LIPS WITH MT CUM SOAKED COCK. Subject: Date: Nov 24 2004 03:45:17 AM Author: Jizz Squad Subject: hm :) Date: Nov 07 2004 10:16:30 AM Author: [RO] well ..i ask my gf if she's feelin' ok , cuz i'm havin' a lotsa' fun :D Subject: kooliez Date: Oct 04 2004 09:32:02 PM Author: Nurish hey ur site is realli cool i cant beleive u guys had the guts to do all that.but its good that u did coz me and my friends wanted to see if it was true thatcum was good for your face, but we'd thort we'd rather see what we can find on the net and then we saw from u guys that it aint that good after all. thanks guys.. Subject: Dump the chick Date: Oct 04 2004 05:40:20 PM Author: Jake I say we dump the chick, grab a porno, jerkoff together and let you jizz all over my bearded face! MORE MORE!!! OOOOOOOh yeah! Subject: thought. Date: Oct 01 2004 07:06:37 PM Author: pam from somewhere. Interesting experiment, I found this when looking up the term "moisturizer scam". it's good to give things a shot. However, I think this one was much more likely to be a scam than anything else ...there's no reason to believe that the ingredients would be acne-fighting...but there is lots of reason to believe someone lied on purpose to get more oral sex. So I wouldn't have tried it myself. I think you perhaps should post these sorts of experiments to a different website where there is, at minimum, moderation over the comments. These comments are revolting. I think you accidently attracted a bunch of 7 year olds playing the "say something more shocking and rude than the other kid" game. Sigh. You two are both very attractive. I want dibs on Nick if he's not gay. He's gorgeous. And openminded obviously. How cool. I would be willing to relocate to NY ;) Subject: in the pouch Date: Oct 01 2004 07:14:51 AM Author: spunk You're supposed to put a load in your cunt and let it sit there for a couple hours... your skin will become flawless... though your belly may grow. Subject: shit Date: Sep 21 2004 09:53:01 AM Author: paki try to eat ur shit if u can do so you can do any thing Subject: wow Date: Sep 16 2004 06:59:25 PM Author: Cagy McCorgeson Everything on this website is disgusting, even all the posts telling people how disgusting it is...including mine. I'm ashamed to have commented on this page. Foreshame. Subject: ur all sick Date: Sep 14 2004 09:17:11 AM Author: 18y/o in particular. You deserve to be shot. cumming on your 10y/o sister's tits? the lowest level of hell is reserved for fucked up bastards like you. Subject: cum.... Date: Sep 06 2004 04:15:42 PM Author: EL CABRITO Hahhaha ha I knew the cum thing wouldn't work. I most chicks that are sluts and manage to gets gobs and loads on thier face,seem to always be all cruddy looking as far as their skin is concerned. What kind of cjick is dumb enuff to beileve this shit really works? Unless they were still in highschool ,maybe. AND WHERE DID THEY GET THE CUM FROM? Subject: try urine Date: Aug 20 2004 03:59:47 AM Author: nogooder i bet this experiment works better if you use urine, people in the orient been using cum to plaster walls of their mud huts for decades man, the science behind all these is that the cum have live human seeds aka sperm that kinda die after an hour or so. well if you like sperm swimming around on your face, then why not try urine. Subject: PeOple Date: Aug 15 2004 04:26:54 AM Author: OMG This article only reveals the inner thoughts of people. Ive been laughing my dick off...and YES...Im going to try this.. Subject: I love boobs Date: Aug 08 2004 04:59:22 AM Author: hornyguy That girl in the photos is sexy, you shoud have asked her to get cum over her boobs every day for a month and then show us photos of the progress it had on her breasts. That would have been much better. I would have gladly donated my cum to her. Subject: Date: Aug 01 2004 12:21:07 AM Author: a person thats pretty sick chubs. i would never rub spooje on my cheek thank you very much Subject: What the fuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Date: Jul 23 2004 01:37:32 PM Author: Why you peopleare sick!~!!!!!! why would you even try that. you would have to be a dirty roten whor to get jiz all over your face !!!!! Gop aop yop fop gop iop top sop sop !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: Date: Jul 18 2004 02:05:39 AM Author: Subject: Anytime now... Date: Jul 15 2004 08:38:06 AM Author: Ass with a face I think I'm gonna... ... ... yep there it is, oh thats disgusting, I hate the smell of puke. Subject: Wow Date: Jul 09 2004 12:46:36 AM Author: Stefany I dont put cum on my face, my mouristrizer works just fine. I swallow all i can get out of a guy. I love sucking them dry, but I would never put it on my face or anywhere on my body. You people are crazy for even trying this... Subject: I'm going to Oprah for this one Date: Jun 28 2004 11:36:46 PM Author: what's new That infant's wet (not shity) diaper dabbed on to your face has a kind of ammonia that can kill the bacteria which causes zits. So all you pizza faces out there, offer to change a diaper now and then and see results in days. Subject: Wakala Date: Jun 23 2004 06:23:17 PM Author: Dr_Seuss I believe fire can make your face look better... http://www.eldrseuss.com/videos.html Subject: cum Date: Jun 13 2004 03:20:30 AM Author: Kairu Hakubi CUM VS MOISTURIZER - Vice Settles the Score! ... Author: Kairu Hakubi. Well I can't spell but I've tried this expirement many time before I jack off about three times a ... humor.is/redirect.php?id=4110 - 71k - Cached Subject: cum Date: Jun 11 2004 06:24:11 AM Author: waftycranker the problem was that there wasnt enough cum,my girlfriend regularly goes out to get her face covered by many men,she says its not sexual but she just likes good skin!and she only takes it cum up the pussy cos she likes to keep a stockpile,do you think she is lying to me?? Subject: I <3 the smell of spunk Date: Jun 10 2004 01:42:58 PM Author: dapoo Eau De Lloyd Subject: mmmmm.... cum facial mask Date: Jun 09 2004 07:46:57 AM Author: Shooter No, you have it all wrong! You don't rub it on your face. You instead take a FULL load in your mouth and hold on your tongue for 15 minutes every day. However, you must swallow the load to complete the application. You will see blemishes and fine lines disappear within 30 days. Anyone wanting a 30 day supply please contact me.... Subject: Maybe not good for tits Date: Jun 02 2004 01:32:48 PM Author: 18 y/o I came a few times in my 10 y/o sisters' mouth, but I haven't seen her tits grow since. 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I love the feel of cock in my mouth and the warm goey suprise I get after I get it all hard and tease it with my teeth and tung. Yummy Yum Yum!!!!!!! Luv Ya! Dirty Diana Subject: You Suck Date: May 20 2004 09:19:55 PM Author: Fuck Face I will Bukkakke on yo ass. Fukkin Ho!!! Subject: CUM Date: May 20 2004 06:01:39 PM Author: Craig C. ill cum in your mouth Subject: wow Date: May 19 2004 01:58:18 AM Author: flick id nail the chick Subject: you know u all did it Date: May 18 2004 08:02:04 PM Author: you fukers all u shit heads that are talking shit know that after you were done making fun of them u beat your meat and spread ur sea men all over our face..sum of you fukers might even of gotten hungry and had sum for a snack as for my self off to the bathroom i go to try this shit out....although i think all your moms really need this :-) Subject: Date: May 18 2004 01:00:14 AM Author: Sik Ass Mo Fo It actually works ten times better if you use pussy juice instead of jizz. But it has to be juice from a pussy in the third progressive stage of yeast infection. The yeast in the pussy juice eats the acne-causing bacteria, and your skin will be as clear as the day you were born. Of course, you must apply Vagisil to your face afterward to kill the yeast.................. Subject: i would do dumb london babe Date: May 17 2004 08:29:52 PM Author: me if she wanted cum on her face, she should have called me... Subject: cock Date: May 17 2004 08:16:20 PM Author: the angry anus eat my dirty asshole Subject: WTF OMG THATS JUST....NO Date: May 17 2004 08:06:11 PM Author: Bob JESUS WHO THE HELL RUBS CUM IN THEIR FACE???....on the other hand if I ever see that guy imma gonna call him cumface. Subject: you are fucking idiots. Date: May 17 2004 07:07:13 PM Author: Raethe I would never use cum on my face. Human shit would work better than that. My god, whoever puts cum on thier own face is a fucking dumbshit. The only thing anyone should ever put on thier face is the wetness from a female chow's pussy. Those dogs pussies will clear up your face in a week if you keep the stuff on for an hour, twice a week. Just wash it off, you'll see it instantly. This isn't a joke. Subject: COME ON Date: May 05 2004 09:59:31 PM Author: WTF COME ON PEOPLE THAT IS FUCKING WRONG! FAGS AND SLUTS.... I HOPE U ALL GET SOME SORT OF NEW STD AND DIE! Subject: Date: Apr 09 2004 06:00:45 PM Author: gush, that guy is HOT Subject: fagbashing Date: Mar 15 2004 03:35:34 PM Author: fagbasher eww. that's gross. i don't see what being gay has to do with being a little ho... or acting like a woman or feminine, either... i bet the guy in the experiment in NYC is a faggot too... yeah, he's a little too "cute". Subject: CUM! Date: Feb 27 2004 02:44:04 PM Author: Jamie well eddie, only my cum. i also prefer a little horse cum, it is salty and more organic Subject: CUM! Date: Feb 27 2004 02:39:15 PM Author: Eddie i like to drink the stuff personally Subject: cum a lot Date: Feb 09 2004 06:02:53 PM Author: cum on your face This guy name Reese saw this web-site and was very interested in this expierment. So he rubbed his rommate's cum and this giant mushroom grew out of his cheek. Subject: nice Date: Jan 11 2004 11:16:02 PM Author: cuzin i think it is very sexxy that this gril went out in public with cum on her face everyday, she also has nice breats Subject: i didnt write that Date: Dec 20 2003 06:44:07 AM Author: the real chetas patel just to let everyone know that i didnt right the message supposedley by me. Subject: Sperm? Date: Nov 25 2003 09:16:50 PM Author: juiniorjet I think sperm has a placebo effect on the subject. Without it actually working to remove pimples, what's left but a sperm coated idiot! Subject: hmmm..... Date: Nov 08 2003 07:08:29 PM Author: Mr. Bubbles now, honestly....dont u guys think this is a little gross. i mean all u people say is that its good to do. bt really, i would never do that... i mean what the fuck... its pretty gross...really...think before u do these things. Did any of u ever go to college? it doesnt seem like it... and i do have to agree,i mean that guy was really using moisturiser, dork.... Subject: Date: Oct 29 2003 10:37:28 AM Author: see man rub some cum in your eye, for better vision. Subject: hehe Date: Oct 28 2003 02:08:28 PM Author: trikke looool i told u ppl not to use cum in the face :) check my site @ www.zippers.be Subject: You fucking idiot. Date: Oct 28 2003 01:13:45 PM Author: Goatse Way to ruin the joke, (_._) fag Subject: Date: Oct 28 2003 12:25:38 PM Author: (_._) Goatse, your going to be wearing diapers until the day you die. Subject: vocal cords Date: Oct 28 2003 11:30:41 AM Author: (_._) the Mississippi guy is the only one that mentioned it. but cum kind of tickles your vocal cords for a while. I suppose this is the lil spermies wiggling around and not any chemical reaction. it only takes a little taste so I m not entirely sure. as a kid I used to just rub it on my stomach until it dried. sick huh blah we all did silly shit when we were young. I noticed however on the first day girls would approach me allot. on the second day only the sluts would talk to me. on the third day no one would talk to me. :) girls like the way a man smells. a hint of armpit oder that just doesn t wash out of t shirts, an amount that you cant smell it on your own cloths. and a slight hint of man fluid and girls will swarm you I swear. colone is a sham. it also helps to be a sexy beast. Subject: Say "hello" to my little friend! Date: Oct 28 2003 12:09:05 PM Author: Goatse Shit. Subject: Say "hello" to my little friend! Date: Oct 28 2003 11:59:00 AM Author: Goatse <img src="http://www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg"/> Subject: Little squirt Date: Oct 28 2003 01:11:47 AM Author: cum-alongw/mi Using socks to cum in is amaturish! Athletes foot on your dick ain't no fun. Cum in a washcloth then wet it in the sink and rub it all over your face. That way you wash and moisturize your face all at the same time. Then throw it in the dirty clothes hamper. Your ma will never catch on. Plus you get to wear the socks again for another day. Hope this helps. Subject: wow Date: Oct 27 2003 06:15:09 PM Author: Dr. Ankle Spanker I cant believe som of the stuff that you guys have posted, its sort of horrible, cum on your face to clear it up??, Thats fuckin crazy. What you need to do if you have real bad acne, is have a dog shit on your face, keep it on for about 3 hours, rinse it off with the puke of a blind man, rinse in 2 hours, rinse that off with the snot of a 10 y/o school boy, and then have cum on your face. Works like a charm. Subject: cum-licious Date: Oct 27 2003 02:48:41 PM Author: horny this made me horny as hell. im going right now to try and jizz all over my face. then i'll lick it. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i crave man sex. Subject: Fecal Matter Date: Oct 27 2003 02:11:13 PM Author: Poopdick Try shitting on your face, it works the best. Subject: try this! Date: Oct 26 2003 07:51:16 PM Author: mikey boy i like sticking my dick in my dogs tight little vagina. the little thing squirms but man what an experience! Subject: i love it Date: Oct 26 2003 08:48:27 AM Author: chetas patel i have been using my boyfriends cum over the past few weeks and its worked a miracle. i love it when he jerks off into my face because it makes my skin so smooth. Subject: Date: Oct 25 2003 10:22:38 PM Author: well you cant "dis" it until you've tried it Subject: heauhuhe Date: Oct 25 2003 10:17:07 PM Author: ozzy cada uma continua assim pra ver o que vai dar, cancer de pele heahuuhaeuh =D Subject: jizz toothed rhino Date: Oct 25 2003 04:45:33 PM Author: lana epar This whole message board made me really horny and so did the article, something about shprootz drives me up the frikin wall. I will try this out now. Subject: Semen uses Date: Oct 25 2003 03:53:15 AM Author: Gag atop larger erection (anag) First of all. V.Funny. As I've had a vasectomy, would this make things better? After all, a previous post suggested that it was the sperm that caused the crustiness. Seeing as mine would be pure semen, perhaps that problem wouldn't occur. I have to complain, however, that any excuses not to swallow should be strangled at birth... Subject: Date: Oct 24 2003 10:08:32 PM Author: nancy I'd love to self apply cum on my cheeks, but my bf always want to beat off in my mouth. Subject: On the note of cum-eating Date: Oct 24 2003 05:08:19 PM Author: Semi-Pervert Many wonder if swallowing sperm is beneficial. Some say it will sweeten a female's voice, others swear that it makes tits grow. Well, all I can say is I've been feeding sperm to my twelve-year-old little cousin for over ten months now, and she sure sings like a bird and has grown the most beautiful set of boobs this side of the Mississippi. (She never realized what she was eating, since I subrepticiously smear the creamy produce of my balls on a slice of toasted bread, then a thick layer of strawberry jam, serve with a glass of milk and down her cute throat does all my sperm go!!) Subject: Date: Oct 24 2003 02:55:09 PM Author: Ben Dover This is great. If you decide to expand on this experiment I would gladly volunteer. Subject: HAIR Date: Oct 24 2003 01:29:33 PM Author: Jenna Cum is good for your hair, try a "cream" rinse at least once a week. The results will be spectacular. Subject: new theory Date: Oct 24 2003 12:04:57 PM Author: scientific method I've heard that semen enemas are good for the skin... any teenage girls care to help with the research? Subject: cum vs moisturizer Date: Oct 24 2003 10:46:40 AM Author: Hugh G Rection This is worse than the holocaust! You sinners are killing billions of potential Christians with your experiments.Although you have made the baby Jesus cry,God loves everyone and He will prove His love for you by makin you burn in Hell for all eternity! Subject: other uses Date: Oct 24 2003 10:36:49 AM Author: broktune11 i like to mix it with ice cream and make a semen flavored milkshake. i love milkshakes, so my boyfriend is really spent Subject: God Damn Date: Oct 23 2003 11:31:30 AM Author: Percy Lisa looks damn good in those towels. Show us your tits! Subject: Cum Date: Oct 23 2003 06:49:58 AM Author: James Luenig I heard that you can use cum like wax... put it all over ur chest and leave it to dry... wax on.. wax off.. Subject: Moral Advice Needed Date: Oct 22 2003 09:08:24 PM Author: Super Dad My 11 year old daughter increasingly suffers from very bad zits. Moisturizers and acne creams help a bit but not much. Should we try this method? Subject: cum works fine for me Date: Oct 22 2003 09:02:18 PM Author: sweez I use my own cum in my face about 2-3 times a week. I have it on 2 hours at the time then wash it off. Makes my skin smooth as silk. Ofcourse it makes your skin dry if you leave it on the whole day like Lisa. Subject: Cum is, however, good for the teeth. Date: Oct 22 2003 08:06:19 PM Author: J Crowley (www.enterthejabberwock.com) I recently posted a link on my messageboard to an article about how sex is beneficial. http://www.forbes.com/2003/10/08/cz_af_1008health.html In the article, it talks about how semen is actually good for your teeth. So it DOES have some pretty decent hygiene-improvement capabilities after all. Subject: sperm and oil Date: Oct 22 2003 06:09:05 PM Author: Long John wong I use cum and cornoil then wash it off, 3 times a day. Your face will clear up in a week. Subject: HELP!!! Date: Oct 22 2003 02:07:36 PM Author: Fengshui Help, my pussy was dry so I rubbed some of my friend's cum on my dry pussy. Now I'm PREGNANT!!! My husband is gonna kill me! it's not his baby, it's my friend's! No coat hangers! PLEASE HELP! Subject: Date: Oct 22 2003 07:30:09 AM Author: Rebecca This is how Columbian hookers do it(well, at least one that I know of): Mix the cum with a preferred moisturizer. Wash your face,apply moisturizer at night before you go to bed.In the morning, wash face normally. Works like a charm. Background to this? My husband spent a lot of time with prostitutes in Panama. One of them had the most gorgeous skin ever. That was her daily skin care regimen. Subject: WTF Date: Oct 22 2003 03:35:56 AM Author: ALex You are both fucking crazy Subject: Least we all forget Date: Oct 22 2003 01:33:43 AM Author: Jannet Don't forget we were all cum once. Think of the children! All that wasted cum wasted in this experiment could have populated a nation. Subject: truth be told.. Date: Oct 22 2003 01:28:35 AM Author: hey! i go for the money shot all the time with my boyfriend and yeah cum may clear up a zit here and there everyonce in a great WHILE but so does my friggen face cleanser.. i think this is funny as hell that people actually tried this but then again i wouldnt expect anything less from todays society. Subject: Consumer Reports Date: Oct 21 2003 09:21:03 PM Author: Ganyat Sniporah I mix cum with vaginal juice into my moisturizing cream and get the best of both. Subject: apples and oranges Date: Oct 21 2003 06:38:20 PM Author: Franky The premise you start with is that cum gets rid of zits, but then you compare cum to moisturizer. Moisturizer and anti-zit cream do like the exact opposite thing to skin. One moistens, the other dries. God damn it, I was expecting some legitimate research here. Back to the lab bitches. Subject: Jesus christ Date: Oct 21 2003 06:43:17 PM Author: Helgi I think this is not the right way to usse cum on the face but let the companies who make skincreames decide about it. nothing else, ohh yes one thing which aplies to you who use cum on your faces. Beutyness is a perminent proplem, stupitidy is not!!! Subject: Hehe Date: Oct 21 2003 04:32:55 PM Author: SWEDISH KING II Really nice reading... I will try it on my gf to see if it really works, hope she will like it.......... Subject: Date: Oct 21 2003 01:52:31 PM Author: Streetwalker M.D. i think cum is good for the face, but only for a short time, you then have to take it off and swallow it Subject: So weird and SO NUMEROUS! Date: Oct 21 2003 01:30:05 PM Author: Rankbumpcy From all the cumments, it seems like ya better not let it dry. Wipe it off while it's still wet. If it's good for your skin cuz it's protein, see if cat food on one cheek and cum on the other gets the same reuslts. WHAT AM I SAYIN!? This is such a bogus riff. Really made me laugh several times, though. (Which makes my face hurt). Subject: Maybe? Date: Oct 21 2003 11:17:03 AM Author: Armando from sweden These people most probably used low quality cum,, Try mine instead.. i guarantee you smooth and firm skin in 5 days.. maybe a little smelly tough Subject: WTF Date: Oct 21 2003 11:00:44 AM Author: apan wtf is wrong with u people....how the hell did u Cum* up with this.... Subject: Date: Oct 21 2003 09:37:33 AM Author: Mulla Good shiznitz! Subject: 2nd report available Date: Oct 21 2003 08:23:59 AM Author: StormySea I've heard that Fredrik from Sweden did the same test - could someone post the results ? Subject: Date: Oct 21 2003 07:06:47 AM Author: Dan This is blatantly a sham, you people take things too seriously, and even by me posting you are giving this site more popularity than it deserves. It's obviously an invented webpage, it's not even interesting. It's completely "Ghey". So, get a life, k, and don't visit this page or post like I have. Subject: Intresting Date: Oct 21 2003 06:39:34 AM Author: Dr Smith Hi This experiment was intresting, your reasoning entertaining but the conclusion is wrong. Seamen is not bad for your skin. It neither good. It does nothing at all, except maybe shields from urban polution. The bad reaction that Lisa got is a natural healing process of the skin from using a bad moisturizer for a long period of time. Check the bottle and read the ingredients. I bet you'll find mineral oil there. That is bad for the skin. It feels good and it looks good. But only for as long as the skin bares. In 5-10 years you'll get allergic reactions or thicker (wrinkles) skin. Mineral oil is a rest product from making gasoline from raw oil. It is used in most moisturizers because it is sheaper than using oil from plants. (olive oil, jojoba oil) Subject: Why... Date: Oct 21 2003 06:07:46 AM Author: wtf? on earth did some one come up with an idea like this? too much spare time perhaps? anyhow, atleast it was a bit enteraining... =) Subject: Cum vs. Moisturizer Date: Oct 20 2003 11:32:08 PM Author: Anthony Corona Wow, reading this was so hot. Errr ...um...I mean interesting. Subject: and Date: Oct 20 2003 10:05:58 PM Author: lunar I think what might be needed here is some kind of a hybrid product. You know, something along the lines of a face cream consisting of moisturizing base but with added cum. This way you would get the benefits of both the softening scented cream and the nutrition that nature intended. You would also get to have ad tag lines like "now with 25% more splooge!!" and you would get to call it things like "Oil of O'dave". Also, for the more descriminating buyer, higher end lines could be made available featuring the love fluids of actors, high-powered businessmen, politicians and rock stars. Subject: just wanted to say Date: Oct 20 2003 10:00:41 PM Author: lunar splooge Subject: Date: Oct 20 2003 04:17:44 PM Author: is it your own or what? Subject: Date: Author: Subject: Date: Oct 20 2003 02:33:15 PM Author: Kuri Turi this is messed up, amusing as all hell but messed up. couldn't you guys do a nice experiment like is it the rabbit or the cat that gets hurt more when hit by a car..... maybe Subject: What would Jenny Craig do? Date: Oct 19 2003 05:40:29 PM Author: JeepJulie8 There are a few things to take into account. First of all, everyone has different diets-exercise habits-and locations...meaning that the varieties of spunk will varry from different users. Some will give you zits...some wont...bah! It has been proven that spunk contains nutrients and vitamins that are helpful to the body, yet I would rather take a One a Day tablet...than listen to some Barney tell me that "swallowing is good for me" lol Oh, and I would love to comment on all those that decide that calling someone "gay" or "fag" on the net assumes that you, yourself, have problems with your own sexuality. Besides....its always hotter on the other side of the spectrum ;) Subject: hawt turtle pr0n.! Date: Oct 19 2003 04:14:35 PM Author: TMNT <krang> CUM IN MY MOUF. Subject: scientific method Date: Oct 19 2003 03:13:24 PM Author: daveatron 1. my testicles are full of semen 2. my testicles are wrinkly and hairy QED semen is terrible for your skin. why this experiment even needed to be undertaken, i don't know - just more needless animal experimentation, i suppose. typical. Subject: i wud prefer Date: Oct 19 2003 10:43:50 AM Author: hot_b!tch to have the cum in my mouth than on my cheeks - at least no1 would b able to c it in my mouth!! Subject: ffs wstf is this Date: Oct 19 2003 09:04:00 AM Author: psyclone one thing bout the internet all thw worlds FREAKS come out off there closet Cum on your face to take away spots? I heard concentrated hydro-chloric acid is good for your skin to, maybe these to could try that experiment ass well, knob jockeys!! Ha - Ha Subject: eeww Date: Oct 19 2003 06:55:10 AM Author: keke LOL, i think i will b trying this experiment! :O Subject: Cum is number one Date: Oct 18 2003 05:45:02 PM Author: Dr Frank for leaving a "never seen before" shine on any automobile. Forget Turtle Wax boys, "Elbow Grease" is the product for you... Subject: cum on tits Date: Oct 18 2003 01:16:13 PM Author: Kitten Slut Yep, have to agree with you - rubbing cum on tits makes them really firm and smooth. Pearl necklaces rock! Subject: better than cum Date: Oct 17 2003 11:29:55 PM Author: Fred I suggest instead a nice relaxing evening at a good restaurant.I love the fallopian chef salad with a side of Big ass ham fried in pinworm cream.If your local fine food establishment does not serve those dishes,i suggest you make a stink and find out why,or ask me for those and other great meal ideas at www.thechefsbun.com Subject: Lisa Date: Oct 17 2003 07:43:34 PM Author: Simon Lisa - Dump that asshole and come to me. I'll show you the right place to put cum - admittedly your cheek is close but not close enough. Subject: my face needs rodent cum Date: Oct 17 2003 07:00:40 PM Author: starlight human cum is no good. dog cum works better. but ferret cum is the bes Comment posting has been locked on this article. |
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