Sperm Ingredients

The average ejaculate contains between 6 to 13 cc's of fluid and has over 90 trace minerals.

The principle ingredients are: Fructose sugar, Water, Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), Citric acid, Enzymes, Protein, Phosphate, bicarbonate buffers (bases) and Zinc.

To replicate, use: Egg whites, condensed milk, citris juice and bitters.

Natural sperm production can be increased through eating: Red meat, fish, asparagus, broccoli, cauliflour, eggs, beer, coffee and multivitimins.

The average man will ejaculate between 13 to 16 gallons of sperm over his lifetime.

The Epistlemology of Sperm:

For over 7,000 years, semen has been regarded by this planet's greatest civilizations as an Erotic and Sacramental Elixir Vitae or 'Elixir of Life' and the liquid embodiment and Life Force of Nature [liquor vitae]. As such, the adoring devotees of these societies reveled in many sexual rites and festivals where semen drinking was enthusiastically engaged in. Sexual expression was considered by ancient phallic-worshipping religions as an erotic and spiritual sacrament where semen represented the sacramental wine at such rites.

In ancient Sumer, the word "abzu" meant both semen and water, where the chief deity Enki was eternally venerated by drinking semen. Father Enki stood proudly like a rampant bull, lifted His penis over the Euphrates and filled the Tigris with sparkling water, whereupon the Tigris surrendered to him Her bridal gift through which joy and rebirth came to the people.

Anciently, women coaxed men to make their milk sweet to better enjoy its nutritious and erotic benefits. A stanza from "The Courtship of Inanna and Dumuzi" [Sumerian poetry, 3000 BCE] reads, "Make your milk sweet and thick, my bridegroom; my shepherd, I will drink your fresh milk. Wild bull, Dumuzi, make your milk sweet and thick. I will drink your fresh milk."

Remarkably, there exists intriguing evidence that the Christian Eucharist [Sacrament/Communion] had its origins founded in an ancient Canaanite / Israelite rite that "...involved the anointing and swallowing of sacred semen, an orgiastic ritual that had been the bane of the Old Testament prophets a thousand years before..." [John Romer, Testament: The Bible and History, p 194]

Known as the "Agape" (Love Feast), the early Christians used and swallowed actual semen in their communion rites. Following the Nicene Creed in 325 C.E., Papal Rome denounced this earlier Christian ordinance and instituted its own non-erotic version of the "Chrism." The Roman Church vilified the popular semen ceremony by denouncing it as the "malodorous chrism" while calling its own version the "Eucharist" (Greek for "Good Chrism"... i.e., sans semen). In modern times when the term "Eucharist" is spoken, Christianity acknowledges its erotic origin: "Chrism" which is semen.

The Semen Book by Vivien Marx is considered to be an exhaustive resource on ejaculate. According to Marx, the average ejaculate contains between 1 and 2 teaspoons and travels at 17km/hour. The hydration of a man will radically influence the quantity and quality of his semen. The typical pH of semen is 7. Though scientifically measured as neutral, semen tastes slightly acidic because of its various ingredients.

1% of ejaculate contains between 100 and 600 million sperm; that amount would barely cover the period at the end of this sentence. The remaining 99% is composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol and water which are designed to protect, feed and fuel the sperm to their ultimate destination. Ejaculate not only prepares a woman to accept DNA packets, but geneticists now believe that women physiology can benefit from regular doses of sperm.

One serving is approximately 15 calories, compared to 5 minutes of foreplay which burns about 7.5 calories.

5% of sperm composition is testicular fluid, 60% is seminal fluid, 30% is prostate fluid and the remaining 5% is Cowper gland fluid.

Testicle fluid, which includes the sperm cells, transports the sperm cells towards to the prostate where seminal fluid is added to nourish the sperm cells. Prostate fluid protects the sperm by neutralizing the acid in the female vaginal tract. Prostate fluid can leak as 'pre-cum' when the penis is stimulated. The Cowper gland neutralizes residual uric acid in the urethra and lubricates it prior to ejaculation . Sperm contains:

ascorbic acid (1)	antigens (2)	calcium	chlorine	cholesterol	choline
citric acid	creatine	DNA (3)	fructose	glutathione (4)	hyaluronidase (5)
inositol (6)	lactic acid	magnesium	nitrogen	phosphorus	potassium
purine (7)	pyrimidin (8)	pyruvic acid (9)	sodium (10)	sorbitol (11)	urea (12)
uric acid(13)	vitamin B12	zinc

(1) vitamin C
(2) proteins that stimulate the production of antibodies
(3) deoxyribonucleic acid
(4) the frontline: an important protein that kills free radicals
(5) protein that breaks-up acid, to lower the viscosity and increase the permeability of connective tissue and the absorption of fluids
(6) an alcohol that is a component of vitamin B
(7) special alkalies or bases that when mixed with acids create various types of salt
(8) an organic compound that causes the smell
(9) a colorless acid that aids in metabolism or fermentation
(10) pure salt
(11) A sugar alcohol (sweetener) with 4 calories per gram
(12) the chief solid component of mammalian urine; amazingly and stupidly, this is synthesized from ammonia and carbon dioxide to be used as fertilizer, in animal feed and in plastics
(13) tasteless, odorless crystalline product of protein metabolism; found in both blood and urine

The Science of Sperm:

If a cheerleader gave head to 22 football players, she would not drink more than a 1/2 cup of semen, so the concept of an overdoes is mute. There are occupational specialties where statistics do prove contrary: It only takes 5 Marines to fill a soda can full of sperm, and you would have to drink a few more cans before you reacted to non-seminal impurities.

Individuals have been known to survive 9 months or longer on a diet of sperm supplemented by water. This is possible because Human sensory perception is limited to a fixed bandwidth that can not see the additional etheric material of sperm. Prolonged consumption will eventually confuse the sperm drinker's hormones into believing they are no longer needed. If you are a cum glutton, it is recommended that you drink sperm from two or more sets of balls so that your natural hormones will interpret the extra hormones as 'annexed' hormones and not 'natively-created' ones.

Because the greatest concentration of genetic material is contained in sperm, people who are physically or mentally deficient can benefit by consuming the sperm of genetically faultless men. DNA is a base-4 nanocomputer that perfects itself with each recombinant. When a person's native DNA discovers the presence of a superior genetic blueprint found in foreign Human DNA -- a person's natural DNA will absorb and annex the essence and qualities of the superior DNA to create a hybred DNA helix. This explains why manogamous cum guzzlers sometimes learn the life history, family background and well-guarded secrets of their sperm provider(s) that were never said out loud. In a worst case scenario, a sucker can consume so much sperm that the sucker's own DNA begins to adopt the physical attributes of the provider. At this point, the sucker's native DNA is so innundated with foreign genetic programming that hormone therapy is unavoidable unless sperm from additional sources is aquired immediately.

The best kept secret for sperm sources:

Never judge a great body by its face. A guy with a bad acne problem who has a super body is a perfect match for someone who just wants to drink sperm. Acne results when a young man's growth hormones kick into overdrive, which drive testosterone levels beyond barable tolerances. This causes the sweat glands to open for longer durations in order to cool the body, during which, microscopic debris is captured by sweat and clogs the pores. The body then creates water bubbles around the clogged pores to dislodge the debris. The visible result is acne. In essence: A young man's body is living in sexual overdrive; not terribly unlike his natural thoughts. Do not confuse type A acne with virally infected acne. Virally infected acne is a result of prolonged neglect.

Acne, as a result of testosterone build-up, is intended to provoke a young man to sexual activity. Until the brain registers a series of ejaculations, the excessive hormonal secretions will not stabilize. Since we've established that the only real crime is 'wasting' good sperm, a physically fit guy with an acne problem should recruit a dedicated cocksucker and use him 6 to 12 times daily. The acne will, in most cases, completely disappear within 8 months, and the sperm craver will be generously fed. Prostitutes claim, "The worse a guy's acne is -- the more potent his sperm tastes." After your acne clears up, you can repay the cocksucker by letting him continue to feed from your nut sack on a less frequent basis. Hetero men who can not debase a respectable woman for this purpose could use a willing guy.

Spiritually: Cocksuckers suck because their minds and bodies need to attain a level of masculine self reliance like the qualities of valor found in 'real men.' Cocksuckers have physiological issues that are best treated with superior sperm rather than unproven moral rhetoric. Objectively: This type of synergy provides a perfect stress relief for men who don't suck, and a means to biocybergenically improve anyone who does. Admirers need objects of worship just like the worshipped need admirers. The concept could proliferate if 'fear' could be removed from the equasion.

On a much larger scale: It is believed that the global crime rate would be reduced drastically if the stigma surrounding oral sex would cease: There is no legitimate scientific or medical research; statistical, historical or otherwise to perpetuate archaic superstitions against oral sex. We must accept the fact that lots of people suck.

Finally: DNA is copyright protected by God to prevent program adulteration -- just as each lifeform has one pathway through time and space.

Now that you've got the 4-1-1, feel free to indulge...